Whats wrong with these people? I only want  gas fire disconnecting. I've rang five up, none have turned up. One even had the decency to ring me back, gave me a quote, but didnt turn up to do the job.

It may be only a £50 job, which would take about half an hour. And I thought there was a recession on?

So if you hear a huge explosion in the vicinity of East Yorkshire you know I've done the blasted (sic) job myself.