Love, British summer and England football team - more alike than you think. Full blog here http://jimmysjabber.blogspot.co.uk/

Never Watch Porn On Mushrooms

A word of simple advice, which if left unheeded will only resemble an autopsy. Word from the wise guy.

Guido - History Buckled & Misshapen As An old Brass Jug

A poem for Guido Fawkes, a Bin Laden/Tim Osman of his day, whosever he may really have been. And for the unknown, bearded gentleman, whom some say died in his place, be he real or no, in this year of our Queen's Blood Diamond Jubilee.