I quite like plastic sandals- - 
dick shaped candles,, 
and big assed women in my bed,
I like artistic folks n artichokes; 
n piccalilli on rye bread,
I like big gay men n Tony Benn: 
loud mouthed scousers and Steven Fry,
I like The small faces - whisky chasers; 
n come home Lassie - makes me cry